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Babe, you're sitting so far away
No mask is somethin' I just have to say
I don't think I can breathe while you're makin' me sheathe
Another day, spreadin' the virus
And I, I'm getting too close instead
I don't want to curb the spread
If I demask tonight will you turn out the light
And walk away, thinkin' infectious?
I'm gonna tell you like it is because Fauci's no whiz
It's a flu
I'm gonna comment right away, just for reopening day
It's a flu
I'm gonna yell and grand stand, as I don't understand
It's a flu
I'll sneeze too
There's fewer cases every day
So I don't want to mask, no way
I just want to to be free, I don't care about thee
Won't live in fear
I don't wanna mask up
So, it may be too soon, I know
The symptoms take so long to grow
If I unmask today you can just stay away
Or I'll cough more?
I don't wanna mask up
I'm gonna tell you like it is because Fauci's no whiz
It's a flu
I'm gonna comment right away, just for reopening day
It's a flu
I'm gonna yell and grand stand, as I don't understand
It's a flu
I'll sneeze too
You and I
I know that we can't shake
And I swear, I swear it's not a lie, girl
The masks they don't help not one bit
Me, me and me, girl
I can't share to keep the curve down
'Cause I'm to selfish
And the masks they don't help not one bit
And feelin' the way I do
I don't wanna say "I've caught it too"
No mask and it seems it's true…
(If you heard this in Brad Delp's voice, I did it right.)